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so i was gonna make some pasta so i was at wal mart last night and i got like some angel hair and a tomato and some garlic and basil and parmesan and some other shit but basically it doesnt even matter because i forgot to get olive oil which is hella expensive anyways so im not too thrilled about haulin my ass out there again for that shit so i guess im just munchin on some oatmeal right now which is a pretty decent staple for this time of year imo but eventually its something that has to be done

i know i said id talk about chipotle but im not gonna until i go get a chipotle which might be soon seeing how this oatmeal is going

email me you assholes nobody ever emails me

aight peace

happy thanksgiving and all

so basically i just ate like a hundred pounds of stuffing and like three croissants and then tried to tackle the chocolate pie and fuck i am like dying over here this is not cool on multiple levels and i cant even rest until i crap or something this is totally miserable

this holiday sucks

o yeah i tried to post this but i guess i was logged into a dif blog that had a name similar to mine and a dif password i guess i had another one at some point but it doesnt look like i made it so that shit is basically really confusing

aight peace

thanks to those who sent this in...

ok so i guess that dude is done writing for so what the fuck cuz somebody just sent this link in

http://www.townhall.com/News/NewsArticle.aspx?ContentGuid=1f7f0084-a8d4-49e9-9e26-d9b707a2ac9a


so im sorry that crazy ass dude was in charge of this for so long i kinda forgot about the whole situation you know i was pretty upset and everything

dont worry though aint a lot of cookin been goin on over here mostly just a lot of chipotle ill talk about chipotle some next post which wont be for a while u know cuz of all the holidays and such probably

so have a safe thanksgiving all

aight peace

Finally tried out GTA.

Ok, so I'm 18 and bought the game with my dad, my mom didn't know. She doesn't really like violent stuff. At all. So, I was with my dad playing when my mom came home early. I was about to turn it off but she saw me and told me not to. She wanted to see what it was like and what I was trying to hide. So I started playing, trying to keep it clean. But I slipped. I ran over someone. I just ran over one little hooker and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

On the bus today.

I was driving my bus today, doing my small part to keep society rolling. Lately there was some construction along my route so I had to follow a detour. Well this unemployed lady whos always on my bus started yelling at me for missing her stop. Well that did it. I was sick of this smelly leech already so I took off my glasses, looked her straight in the eye and said "Stop this" and grabbed the bitch by her filthy hair and sent her forehead into a pole. At this point she looked like she was ready to take a knife or a gun out of her purse so I opened the bus door and said "Here's your stop" and kicked her off the bus. She tumbled into the street and with a satisfying honk of the horn, I put my shades back on and sped off. The whole bus applauded me and my contribution to society.

Never buy dvds off the internet.

So, I bought a couple of dvds off some web site a few weeks ago and I was pretty upset they haven't come in the mail already. So today I stuck around the house until the mailman came, he brought me a package but it wasn't the dvds I was waiting for. I asked him what the problem was and he told me that he had no control over when the company sends me the dvds. He said I should try to contact them. That did it. I couldn't belive this guy, I pay my taxes and this guy thinks he has the right to sass me in front of my euro mansion, in my freaking driveway? I lifted up my shades, took the cigar out of my mouth, looked him straight in the eye and said "I'm afraid this package is marked return to sender", and then I threw the package in the air and sidekicked the package right into the guys face causing teeth to go everywhere. I then saw one of my ederly neighbors walking toward me so I assumed he wanted trouble as well so I gave him a swift round kick to the ribs, I then looked at him and said "time to take out the garbage" and hip tossed him into the garbage can. I then picked up the crying mailman and threw him into the garbage can, after I had my "garbage collected", I picked up the garbage can and said "let the good times roll" and threw the garbage can down the hill. I didn't see those two guys again but I don't really care, I took the mailbag and threw it in my fireplace since it was a little chilly here today

Winning the Lottery again.

I was in town with one of my girlfriends today, and I decided to play one of those scratch off games again, I was very suprised when I won 1 million dollars on the spot, this was like the second time I won the lottery. I was about to claim my prize but then I thought to myself I'm already rich why not have some fun with this one? I told my girlfriend I was tired of her already so I left her at the gas station and went to find me some poor suckers. What better place than wal mart? I went up and down the asles until I found a bad dressed man and wife along with their kid. I went up to the guy and showed the guy the ticket, and told him since I didnt need the money I was going to give it to him and his family, when he started to tear up I tore up the ticket and threw the pieces on the ground. I then started to walk away but this spineless punk then took a swing at me when my back was turned. That did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "feeling lucky". I then gave him a swift kick in the ribs and threw him into the pet section, I then caught a wal mart guy coming at me so I took a knife out of my jacket and threw it toward a chain holding up a sign, I then looked at the guy and said "watch out for falling prices" and then the sign fell on him and knocked him out. I left the store but not before I complained to the manager about the kind of people they let in there.