true story not too long ago i was changing the locks on this office building and there was no one in there and i changed every single one and reinstalled them and locked them from the inside and i had the only keys in the world that would get someone into that building and i had to do something
so i found a room full of office chairs and i was riding one around when i went around a corner and discovered the girls restroom so i rode the chair right on in and peed and there was really nothing different except a sign on the wall that said not to put feminine articles in the toilet so i pointed at it and laughed while i peed. since then every time i change the locks on a vacant place i make a point of doing this.
the end.
