BALLIN

ok so there's some new art for the blog =] this time made by Alistair who is a cool cat and you should look at her gallery because it rules the fucking school. Anyway it depicts arguably the greatest theme in so what the fuck, me learning to cook.

As always, click for full-size.


She may color it or change it a bit in which case I'll post an update. Otherwise, I've got to find a way to display this on the page in a way that does it justice. aight peace

Nort Freestyles

nort: i want to try freestyling
nort: will you help with the beat or something maybe
nort: buzzzzzinn
GURNT: what on aim
nort: buzzzin like a bumblebee
nort: yeah sure on aim
GURNT: when like now
nort: i don't think it will be very good
nort: yeah
GURNT: boom
GURNT: tiss
GURNT: boom
GURNT: boom
GURNT: tiss
GURNT: boom
nort: uh
GURNT: tiss
nort: uh
GURNT: boom
GURNT: boom
nort: uh
GURNT: tiss
GURNT: bom
GURNT: tiss
GURNT: booo bomb
GURNT: tiss
nort: whites niggas in the land
GURNT: boom
GURNT: tiss
GURNT: tiss
GURNT: tissfuck
nort: fuck
nort: fuck
GURNT: copy paste ogt fucked up
nort: wait
nort: rofl
nort: dude that's pretty fast
GURNT: i will slow it down
nort: i suck so hard at this
GURNT: lol
nort: i'm like "fuck what rhymes with land"
nort: i gotta get a beat goin on the tunes
GURNT: lol
GURNT: INSTRUMENTAL
nort: for sure.
nort: common
nort: be
nort: instumental
nort: aight aight
nort: billy b get that bassline kickin
GURNT: hang on im watchin a utube
GURNT: igmme a sec
nort: feeling this one homies
nort: uh
nort: somedays you just wake up and blink
nort: no route in life don't know what to hink
nort: just wanna express yoself but you got not outs
nort: one day its rain and shine the next its game time
nort: aight billy b aint even in the band no more
nort: this playa is exactly what i'm talkin about
nort: slam the door
GURNT: i'm eff-dub ok
nort: honk yo horn
nort: eff DUBBB
nort: eff DUBB
nort: let this one play out chill it
nort: fuck
nort: close yo door
nort: hit the floor
nort: don't be a bore
GURNT: lmao
nort: make it blaaasssst
nort: (that was like a blaaa-aa-asst
nort: some octave changes and shit
GURNT: spaces will denote that from now on
nort: lol
nort: dude
nort: do a verse or somethin
nort: eff dub on the mic motherfuckas
nort: uh uh
nort: hee eey
nort: hee eey
nort: uh uh
nort: whatcho gon do
GURNT: no bitch im watchin a youtube
GURNT: tochin ur moms b00b
GURNT: cuz ur a huge n00b
GURNT: suck my diiiiiick
nort: this is a magor fagg0t everyboday

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ok so i been workin and stuff and learning a shitload about locks basically and ill make a real post about it later but more importantly

(SOUND BITCHES)

http://brendanbeatme.ytmnd.com/

aight peace

BALLLLINNNNNN

ok so i got the locksmith job



aight peace

JOB INTERVIEW

i just got called in for an interview for the locksmith's apprentice position i applied for (ballin) and it went pretty awesome

the locksmiths are this old couple that call each other baby and do locksmithing i guess but the lady likes me a lot she makes reference to my email (himynameisbill) every time i've gone in which is pretty great

the dude was this big guy that sat behind the desk with a lil air thing going into his nose (i think he just got out of surgery) and we talked about my resume for a while and then he basically just sat there and told me stories while i nodded and laughed at tactically chosen moments

anyway i hope i get this job cuz even though the pay is crappy and the hours are uncertain it'd be a badass place to work and i think the interview went really well sooooo



anyway spirits are high but i am still hell of needing some protein all i been eating is the occasional corn dog which is a load of crap cuz my roommates were tleling me how gross i am for buying corn dogs but every time i walk by they are munching on corn dogs like it's going out of style so i dont know where those allocations came from

we have chicken and bacon and water chestnuts so we're gonna arrange those three ingredients in some kind of creative way and put it in the stove i think

aight peace

YO

ok so yesterday was chipotle's food drive thing where you bring in a can of food and get a burrito. that doesnt make a llot of sense to me maybe they should just send burritos to poor people or something but whatever we hit up safeway for some cans and i got some potatoes, some beans, and some chili and so did neff. brendan didn't come because he's a big bitch and has to "make weigh-in" and i guess that means he can't eat for a week or something

anyway we went the first time (i used the potatoes) and the line was hella long but it was all poor college kids like us it was basically the thing to be doing that day so it was a weird kinda thing anyway we busted outta there and ate our chipotles back at the barn

then a couple hours later we bounced back out again (this time i used the beans) and got another burrito but we were both stuffed from the first ones so we just stashed them in the fridge. we ran into some rude dudes we lived with last year so we planned to meet them back there at like 830 or so.

anyway the third time i managed to convince brendan to go with so the three of us bounced out there. we hit up the 7-11 to get brendna a can, and neff and i both ended up getting a can there as well because we kinda wanted to eat the chili we bought previously. anyway we met up with the guys and got our 3rd burritos to come back to the barn where i ate half of it and then fridged the other half. meanwhile one of the dudes taught me how to pick locks (it was basically the coolest thing ever) which is way easier than it looks

anyway that was yesterday so im just diggin into the rest of that burrito and my intestines are already beginning to groan in protest so i'ma go get some water for this b aight peace

b