Recipie: Fancy Ramen

ok so i'm gonna post all my nasty ghetto recipies cuz my cooking skills are progressing so well so if you have any good recipies for dudes that are scrapin the barrel email them to me and i will probably put them here and say you're cool

~*~Fancy~*~ Ramen



The most important part of this dish is that you gotta really sell the word 'fancy' when you say it. Anyway, it's uh, a thing of chicken cup of noodles with a slice of american cheese (or whatever cheese you have) with some hot sauce from chipotle or some cholula (or whatever spicy shit you have) thrown in there. Throw the cheese up on top and just nuke it with the cheese on there. Mix it up, and don't be a bitch about there being "cheese water" because it's better than normal ramen, ok?

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ok so i just finished harry potter

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i lived in a dorm once

ok so last year we entered this imovie contest at our university and we made a total mockery of the whole thing by making this piece of crap movie but i guess somebody important thought it was funny because we were selected as one of the top 10 to get a special showing and stuff which is hilarious because hundreds of people all dressed up had to sit through this

anyway i'm the dude eating the salad, i'm the one filming most of the time and i am responsible for the single best scene in it - the milky way unwrapping



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IM PAINTIN BITCHES

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Pitter pitter patter pit.

I like to hear the rain come down

Pitter pitter patter pit, pitter pitter patter pit



I like to hear it hit the ground

Pitter pitter pitter pitter pitter pitter patter pit.

Thoughts from our friend Andy.

For the past week or so, I have had the rare privilege of receiving "Reflections with Andy" daily. This scathing criticism on commercial art is hidden under the brilliantly ironic yet perfectly innocuous guise of a daily text message. Hidden under the vicious indictment, however, lies questions of self-identity reminiscent of Kerouac but representative of this emerging, energetic, and ultimately soulful new artistic generation. In the spirit of uncensored art (and the fact that Andy can give more cogent and clear voice to his work than I can), I present to you the original text messages, in their unabridged, pure form.

Fr:giggles
Lol ok guys its the moment you all have been waiting for aNdys random thought of the day ! lHurray ! Lol ok guys if a person only has one eye are they winking
Jul 2, 9:12 am

Fr:giggles
Or blinking lol its a mystery
Jul 2, 9:13 am

Fr:giggles
Lol k guys you probably thought i forgot but have no fear andys random thoughts of the day is here lol do stairs go up or down ?
Jul 3, 9:08 am

Fr:giggles
Ladies and gentlemen may i have your attention please andys random thought of the day is here lol here it is why is holly amazing ?
Jul 4, 9:12 am

Fr:giggles
More importantly mens x game surfing is on tomorrow morning so tune in
Jul 4, 9:57 am

Fr:giggles
Lol guys dont worry i will send the random thought but first i think its important for you all to know that the american surf team won gold at x games
Jul 5, 9:06 am

Fr:giggles
Lol ok guys now for andys random thought of the day lol here it is how old does a person have to be to die of old age
Jul 5, 9:11 am

Fr:giggles
Lol ok andys random thought of the day is finally here lol ok so whats the difference between a book and a novel
Jul 6, 9:02 am

Fr:giggles
Lol ok guys i slept in a little bit but dont worry i woke up just in time lol ok so if you try and fail, and succeed at failing which one have you done lol
Jul 7, 9:01 am

Fr:giggles
Lol guys i almost forgot today is probably the biggest day ever the seven day theory which means tupac is coming back today
Jul 7, 9:34 am

Fr:giggles
Lol guys no need to fret i was at church lol todays random thought of the day is Who decided to put pizzas in square boxes lol
Jul 8, 10:59 am

Fr:giggles
Lol guys its the one week anniversary of andys random thought of the day lol so here is the thought for today if a hearse is caring a coarspe in the back is it
Jul 9, 9:00 am

Fr:giggles
Allowed to drive in the carpool lane on the highway ?
Jul 9, 9:01 am

Fr:giggles
Attention everyone kelly slater is taking onlebron on whos now tomorrow so log on and vote for slater
Jul 9, 11:56 pm

Fr:giggles
Lol guys exciting news kellly slater is god lol but its now time for andys random thought of the day lol so here it is why does the rest of the world drive on
Jul 10, 9:54 am

Fr:giggles
The wrong side of the road
Jul 10, 9:55 am

Fr:giggles
Lol guys even better news good burger is on channel 24
Jul 10, 10:01 am

Fr:giggles
Lol guys unfortunately kelly slater did not beat lebron james but that just shows how lame sport center is lol anyways no random thought on this day that will a
Jul 11, 9:39 am

Fr:giggles
Certainly go down in infamy lol
Jul 11, 9:40 am

Ballin'.

ooooh

the space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster
sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don’t let me go
shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop
shimmy, shimmy, rock.
shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop
shimmy, shimmy, rock.
I met a girlfriend - a triscuit! she said, a triscuit - a biscuit! ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top.
ooh, Shelly’s out, walkin down the street, ten times a week! I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. sock me in the stomach three more times.

every time i change locks on a vacant building i pee in the girls bathroom

true story not too long ago i was changing the locks on this office building and there was no one in there and i changed every single one and reinstalled them and locked them from the inside and i had the only keys in the world that would get someone into that building and i had to do something

so i found a room full of office chairs and i was riding one around when i went around a corner and discovered the girls restroom so i rode the chair right on in and peed and there was really nothing different except a sign on the wall that said not to put feminine articles in the toilet so i pointed at it and laughed while i peed. since then every time i change the locks on a vacant place i make a point of doing this.

the end.

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ok so i'm writing a million things right now so i dont have a lot left in me for blogging so it's back to image updates oo-rah

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