a for serious blog

ok so i havent posted anything really for a long time and then today i was gonna make some pastaroni but whenever i make pastaroni there's never enough water in the pot when the time is up and it burns the pasta and that pisses me off so this time i just poured in the water and milk like nobodys business and then when i was done it was like this nasty soup that tasted disgusting so i put a bunch of garlic salt on it in an attempt at making it taste better and then i smothered it in this really old parmesan cheese i found in the cupboard and basically it was the grossest thing ever

so i dumped it precariously onto trash mountain and ate a couple of gobs of peanut butter for sustenance

aight peace

i use a big ol permanent marker to put a B on my milk so nobody else drinks it

but the milk jug has always got that thin layer of water on the outside and it doesn't write very well at all




but the marker still works good

The Convinent Truth

"In his first ever documentary, Bernice Juach does a great job of portraying the global warming secrets and is very informative. I can feel excitement in the air." -unanimous

This is a documentary by Bernice Juach III, it is his first. It is about a theory (Manifest Ocean) that he created in order to solve Gas prices and Global Warmings.

"This movie left me breathless from all the excitement. I even had a asthma atack."
-Unanimous

"This is my first documentary, and it is a very good idea(But it is still just a idea right now), and if anyone says otherwise, you are just stubborn and in denial. Also, I would be president of U.W.A. because I came up with the idea, it just seems like the fair thing."
-Dax Flame

i'm gonna kill that motherfucker

Brendan: the end of that video has dave chapelles best line ever
bb: what
Brendan: "I'm gonna kill..."
bb: ...?
Brendan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpYoTX6ACs
bb: noclick zone
bb: whats he say
Brendan: no click zone my ass
Brendan: unclick the noclick zone
bb: just type out what he says
bb: whats wrong
Brendan: i have morals
bb: ?
bb: i dont understand
Brendan: tisk tisk tisk
bb: ???
Brendan: that and when he's dancing on the car after the OJ one
bb: whats he say though whats the best l ine
Brendan: lol, now youre screwing with me
Brendan: i'm smarter then this
Brendan: i know i am
Brendan: i'm not falling into that
Brendan: trope
bb: i dont know what you're talking about
bb: why on earth wouldn't you be able to type out the funny thing dave chappelle says
Brendan: cause i use respectible language
bb: come on brendan type fuck
bb: type those letters
Brendan: lol, nope
bb: use your pinky and don't look
Brendan: nope nope nope
bb: fuck
Brendan: respectable
bb: can you type fuck with your eyes closed
Brendan: lol, nope
bb: ok how about this
bb: take your fingers off the keyboard
bb: put them on the table
bb: and go through the motion to type "fuck"
bb: can you do that
Brendan: lol
Brendan: nope
Brendan: i have respect for the english language
bb: you cant make your fingers make the motion to type those keys
bb: even when they are not actually touching anything
Brendan: devine interventio
Brendan: n
Brendan: won't let me
bb: that is not how divine intervention works
Brendan: lol, shower time noob
bb: fag
Brendan: brb
bb: say fuck in the shower
bb: god doesnt watch you when you're in the shower
bb: (it would be indecent)
Brendan: nope
bb: can you copy/paste me saying fuck
bb: that way you dont have to type it
Brendan: nope
bb: can you type fcuk
Brendan: nope

Some discourse on Richie Havens and Freestyle Street Basketball.

bb:
bb: SING IT RICHIE
cl: get some ja
bb: i will be listening to richie havens
bb: blowing past defenders in slow mo
bb: stars above me~
bb: skyy lounge
bb: rooftop
cl: ja rule.
bb: cant hear nething except richie havens singing on the sideline
bb: and then the swish
bb: echoes 4ever. . .
cl: silkk and ja should have done a song together
bb: richie havens starts crying and his tears all turn into basketballs which float into the net for 3 points each
bb: looks like the home team wins again
bb: fireworks explode in the distance and both teams sit down for some smores and silent understanding
cl: get me an avatar
bb: the basketball is the universe and as tropewhat finishes his layup he disappears
bb: he's not coming back but that's ok says richie havens
bb: your avatar should depict this scene
cl: slap one on me
bb:
cl: thats pretty baller

some Progress Quest discourse.

pn: hi
bb: hey
pn: can you help me kill this underage stegosaures?
bb: ok i'm on auto-help newbs
pn: thanks man
pn: I am on the quest Exterminate the Baluchitheriums
pn: have you done it?
pn: and if so can you help me kill them
pn: they are a little tough
bb: what's your level?
pn: 14
bb: you should be able to solo that
pn: oh okay
pn: I will try then
bb: you'll get better exp that way anyway
pn: yeah
pn: but sometimes I just like the quest to be done fast
bb: heh i hear you
pn: I have to deliver this sock
bb: just keep watchin the progress
bb: 100% progress, 100% quest
pn: OH
pn: thats pretty tough
bb: just keep moving forward
pn: can you lend me some money
pn: I will give you an ice devil snow
bb: sorry i'm saving up for something
bb: those dont do anything btw
bb: npc those
pn: oh okay

pn (9:53:03 PM): I am on the quest Exterminate the Baluchitheriums
pn (9:53:09 PM): Have you done it?
pn (9:53:14 PM): it is a tough one
cl (9:53:00 PM): i havent gone questing lately
pn (9:53:21 PM): no?
cl (9:53:59 PM): it wears me down
pn (9:54:25 PM): It does take a lot of effort
cl (9:55:13 PM): idk how u do it all day
cl (9:55:16 PM): dont u have a life

loom is a fun game

i cant get the white part the way i want it so i QUIT FOREVER



AIGHT PEACE

\graey and doc 0wn

BURGIN BARRELIN --> WHEN YOU RUMBLIN THRU THE DRIVETHRU BOUNCIN UP AN OFF THE CURB HEAD OUT THE WINDOW LIKE A WET DOG YELLIN "OUT THE WAY YALL!!!THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. DOUBLE PARK AT THE WINDOW WITH A BURGBAG SNATCHER LONG POLE OR CANE? HOOK THE HANDLE, THATS WHATS HOLDIN THE BURGS IN...DONT SLOW DOWN (NOT UNTIL YOU GO T THE BURGS AT LEAST lol)REMEMBER ITS FAIR TO THE LINE IF YOURE BURGIN AND THEY AINT BURGIN

Progress Quest

ok so i havent made a post in foreva cuz i been playin progress quest you can play with me by downloading it here

http://www.grumdrig.com/dl/pq6-2.zip

just unzip that and open it and select Pemptus as your server and its real easy so actually do it cuz this is a really good game thats v. easy and rewarding

I'm Trepnam, the Half Halfling Mage Illusioner

you can thank me later

aight peace

flight of the conchords

they own so you should watch their stuff and stuff



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