IM STREAMING THESE DAYS
here's the chat
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
lol
Bill: im writing basically
Bill: the hardest essay ive ever had to write
Bill: While Chaucer is clearly concerned with the stability of language, he is able to manipulate the looser vernacular in order to create more meaning than would be otherwise possible.
Bill: hats my thesis
Bill: ...in this way, language shapes reality - and the language of the various characters reflects their respective realities: the culmination of their psyche and all that it encompasses, and their varying socially-oriented ideological perspectives.
g: *loosens cravat and sweats over a quil pen*
g: you just made what i had to do look a whole lot easier thanks
g: man i think ive only used a hyphen and a colon like once respectively
g: so there - and thereforthwith: i conclude; stfuery.
Bill: the hardest essay ive ever had to write
Bill: While Chaucer is clearly concerned with the stability of language, he is able to manipulate the looser vernacular in order to create more meaning than would be otherwise possible.
Bill: hats my thesis
Bill: ...in this way, language shapes reality - and the language of the various characters reflects their respective realities: the culmination of their psyche and all that it encompasses, and their varying socially-oriented ideological perspectives.
g: *loosens cravat and sweats over a quil pen*
g: you just made what i had to do look a whole lot easier thanks
g: man i think ive only used a hyphen and a colon like once respectively
g: so there - and thereforthwith: i conclude; stfuery.
Friday, November 16, 2007
round 2
gurnt: img onna ween the fantasy baskebtaall.
bees: i doubt this heavily
gurnt: i am delivering the biggest beatdown right now
gurnt: u are almost losing
bees: umm wait wtf
gurnt: yea u see that
bees: wait what league
gurnt: n00b wdf
gurnt: oh this is bill
gurnt: lol
bees: loll
bees: then ok im certain im gonna own your team
gurnt: wdf are u seeing whats happenin right now
gurnt: im owning right now
gurnt: u on the other hand
gurnt: def. not
gurnt: winning ya but OWNING no way
bees: ur playin a joke team
gurnt: and im winnin w/ it
gurnt: o
gurnt: u mean his team
bees: yea
bees: youre team is a joke too though
gurnt: yea but they are still winnign
gurnt: ur team has no sense of humor
bees: yea i know
bees: its just dangerous
gurnt: thats why it will be amazin when the scrotesville stunnaz destroy it
bees: you dont even have nene, nub
gurnt: i was pissed about that
gurnt: but hes injured now so its ok
bees: btw im on cell aim messaging you and my crying ex at the same time
bees: and im scared in the middle of being sincere ill accidentally send her something for you lol
gurnt: lmaoo
bees: please dont cry...your team is garbage
bees: i doubt this heavily
gurnt: i am delivering the biggest beatdown right now
gurnt: u are almost losing
bees: umm wait wtf
gurnt: yea u see that
bees: wait what league
gurnt: n00b wdf
gurnt: oh this is bill
gurnt: lol
bees: loll
bees: then ok im certain im gonna own your team
gurnt: wdf are u seeing whats happenin right now
gurnt: im owning right now
gurnt: u on the other hand
gurnt: def. not
gurnt: winning ya but OWNING no way
bees: ur playin a joke team
gurnt: and im winnin w/ it
gurnt: o
gurnt: u mean his team
bees: yea
bees: youre team is a joke too though
gurnt: yea but they are still winnign
gurnt: ur team has no sense of humor
bees: yea i know
bees: its just dangerous
gurnt: thats why it will be amazin when the scrotesville stunnaz destroy it
bees: you dont even have nene, nub
gurnt: i was pissed about that
gurnt: but hes injured now so its ok
bees: btw im on cell aim messaging you and my crying ex at the same time
bees: and im scared in the middle of being sincere ill accidentally send her something for you lol
gurnt: lmaoo
bees: please dont cry...your team is garbage
Thursday, November 15, 2007
just slangin chatlogfs left and right
Brendan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA
Bill: timeline
Bill: this commercial was ufnny amybe a million billion years ago
Bill: thanks a lot
Bill: for wasting my life and ruining everything as always
Bill: ass
Bill: fuck u
Bill: <^> bitch <^>
Bill: ,,|,
Brendan: bill, i see youre still acting like a 12 year old
Bill: wtf ther eis no need ot insult your friends brendan.
Brendan: you've been demoted below chris
Bill: chris is a busta
Brendan: take your spot in line, number 6
Bill: omg
Brendan: omg omg omg
Brendan: omg, i'm billy, i'm a little nooob
Bill: no
Bill: thas you prolly
Brendan: no, thas you
Brendan: noooblet
Bill: no
bb: aight dogg, im gonna go cuddle up with anna karenina and call it a night
bp: ill killdat bitch
Brendan: nooblet
Brendan: you don't even own a condom
Bill: lo
Bill: l
Bill: do u own a condom now brendan
Brendan: lol, nope
Bill: are u gonna go buy one
Brendan: nope
Brendan: i'm free
Bill: .
Brendan: free ballin
Bill: the condom doenst go around your balls brendan.
Brendan: how would you know?
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
bullshit
Brendan (2:00:18 PM): getting ready to shower, actually
Brendan (2:00:39 PM): speaking of showering
Brendan (2:00:47 PM): i never have to pull hair out of my drain
Brendan (2:00:50 PM): it knew it was bill
Neffy (2:00:23 PM): I knew it was bill too
Brendan (2:00:56 PM): he's a hairy ass
Neffy (2:00:26 PM): yes
Neffy (2:00:28 PM): have you seen him
Brendan (2:01:08 PM): i have seen him
Brendan (2:01:10 PM): but not his ass
Brendan (2:02:58 PM): ok, shower time
Brendan (2:00:39 PM): speaking of showering
Brendan (2:00:47 PM): i never have to pull hair out of my drain
Brendan (2:00:50 PM): it knew it was bill
Neffy (2:00:23 PM): I knew it was bill too
Brendan (2:00:56 PM): he's a hairy ass
Neffy (2:00:26 PM): yes
Neffy (2:00:28 PM): have you seen him
Brendan (2:01:08 PM): i have seen him
Brendan (2:01:10 PM): but not his ass
Brendan (2:02:58 PM): ok, shower time
Saturday, November 10, 2007
fucken cable guy woke me up and now i cant get back to sleep
ok so last night grizz and i went down to the rec to just shoot hoops w/ joe cho but then like a small army of asian dudes came out of nowhere and needed some extra guys for a game so we played (but seriously it was weird, the asian basketball crew must come out on friday nights or something because we were the only ones there basically)
anyway they were fast as hell and it was about all i could do to keep up because i was already tired because im so out of shape and THEN they wanted to play another game so i played another one
and basically my feet are all ruined i dont even have a needle to drain the blisters
also my hands arent really big enough to get around a basketball but i try to steal anyway and just end up slapping the ball toward nowhere in particular this has coined me the nickname "paddles" (but only the other white guy there would call me this there was kind of a language barrier to be honest but this one dude kept making funny little noises when he was in precarious situations and that was pretty funny)
also once i actually said "oops" out loud when this guy went up for a fake and i totally bought it and went flying past him for the would-be block so i think if i had one of those street basketball nicknames it would be Oopster Paddles
basically i am horrible but i had a good time despite the fact that my only offensive move is to set a pick and get in the way of good people and my only defensive move is to buy fakes
i am considering heating up some little caesars from last night but jesus christ its early fuck that cable guy
oh also i am in a fantasy league for basketball but my team is basically the denver nuggets + rasheed wallace + tony parker (i put iverson at sg) so i can just watch nuggets games and i will know how i am doing
anyway they were fast as hell and it was about all i could do to keep up because i was already tired because im so out of shape and THEN they wanted to play another game so i played another one
and basically my feet are all ruined i dont even have a needle to drain the blisters
also my hands arent really big enough to get around a basketball but i try to steal anyway and just end up slapping the ball toward nowhere in particular this has coined me the nickname "paddles" (but only the other white guy there would call me this there was kind of a language barrier to be honest but this one dude kept making funny little noises when he was in precarious situations and that was pretty funny)
also once i actually said "oops" out loud when this guy went up for a fake and i totally bought it and went flying past him for the would-be block so i think if i had one of those street basketball nicknames it would be Oopster Paddles
basically i am horrible but i had a good time despite the fact that my only offensive move is to set a pick and get in the way of good people and my only defensive move is to buy fakes
i am considering heating up some little caesars from last night but jesus christ its early fuck that cable guy
oh also i am in a fantasy league for basketball but my team is basically the denver nuggets + rasheed wallace + tony parker (i put iverson at sg) so i can just watch nuggets games and i will know how i am doing
Thursday, November 08, 2007
I had a lovely chat with Carol today
user guest_ has entered room
analyst Carol.7766 has entered room
Carol.7766>
Hello guest_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support.
My name is Carol.7766.
Please give me one moment to review your information.
Carol.7766>
Thank you for holding.
I will be happy to assist you today.
Carol.7766>
This will just take me a moment to locate your address
in our database.
Carol.7766>
I apologize but your information did not save to your
order form.
Carol.7766>
Could I please have your name, telephone number and
address?
guest_>
Charles **************Carol.7766>
Thank you Charles.
guest_>
you're welcome Carol.
Carol.7766>
What services did you wish to order today?
guest_>
we were hoping you could help a little bit with that
actually
guest_>
truth be told we just want the simplest and cheapest
possible thing that gives us the altitude channel
(it's 25 i think). We just want to watch some
basketball, Carol.
Carol.7766>
Thank you Charles. This will just take a moment to bring
up your address in my database.
guest_>
ok. i just posted it a second ago, so you can check there
too if you want.
Carol.7766>
For security purposes, could you please verify the last 4
digits of the social security number listed on the account?
guest_>
****
Carol.7766>
Thank you Charles.
guest_>
You're welcome Carol.
Carol.7766>
This will just take a moment for me to determine what
cable package would better suit your needs Charles.
guest_>
I appreciate it! Take your time Carol.
Carol.7766>
The lowest package that gives you the Altitude channel
is Expanded basic, for $48.49 per month. I would
actually recommend Digital Basic, which is only $1.00
per month more and gives you a digital box to allow you
access to On Demand programming and the music channels.
guest_>
We have high-speed internet from you guys as well,
what would the total cost come to with expanded basic
service?
Carol.7766>
Your monthly rate will be $94.44 with Expanded Basic.
guest_>
Sorry for the pause, Carol, I'm consulting with my
peers at the moment.
guest_>
OK Carol, we'll go with the Expanded Basic. We don't
want the digital upgrade, however, because we will be
saving the extra dollar for Totinos Pizzas (which are
only a dollar. Unfortunately there was a recall
recently but hopefully they get it figured out soon.)
Carol.7766>
Thank you Charles. This will just take a moment.
guest_>
You're welcome Carol.
Carol.7766>
Thank you for your patience, Charles.
guest_>
It's no problem, Carol.
Carol.7766>
The first available appointment I have for your
installation is Saturday, November 10 betwee 8 a.m.
and 10 a.m.
Would you like this appointment?
guest_>
Yes, Carol, that sounds lovely.
Carol.7766>
Thank you. There will be a one-time installation fee
of $14.99 and your monthly rate will be increased by
$48.49. These charges will appear on your next Comcast bill.
Carol.7766>
The technician will call to confirm the appointment 30
minutes prior to his arrival. If his call is
unanswered he will cancel the appointment.
guest_>
O.K.
Carol.7766>
Is there anything else I could assist you with today?
guest_>
No, Carol, I think that will be just fine. Unless you
had anything else you wanted to say or something,
I've never done this before.
Carol.7766>
No, that should do it Charles.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Thursday, November 01, 2007
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