basically i went on a date with my roommate

ok so neff had a bunch of these gift certificates for johnny carinos and he was trying to find a girl to go with him but he failed miserably i guess and they were about to expire so i ended up going with him

basically he talked about the girls in his life and why they werent there instead of me while i downed italian sodas and ate shrimp for an hour or so then we discussed which of the waitresses was the hottest (we were probably trying to counteract how gay we looked) and left.


earlier i got pulled over and sung this the entire way home

so basically i guess i wanted some mushrooms

cuz today the majority of my dinner was an entire thing of mushrooms i bought that i just fried up in some olive oil and ate basically i am gross but im drinking it with some ballin v8 fusion which should give me all the nutrients the mushrooms are not giving me

apparantly these men have something in common

fuck

i got shin splints because i run like a duck

seems to have no effect doctor

yo, the name is batty
the logic is erratic
potato in a jacket
toys in the attic
i walk and i ramble
my brain is scrambled
rap like an animal
but ima mammal ;]

i been brain fried electrified
infected and injectified
vivosectified
and fed pesticides
my face is all cut up
cuz my radars all shut up
NURSE
i needa checkup from the neck up

they used and abused me
battered and bruised me
red wires green wires
stuck em right throouhg meeeee

also play this game

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html

woop woop

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

grnt: hey vurnt
grnt: vurnt
hi im vurnt: Wat
grnt: your gay lol
hi im vurnt: no
hi im vurnt: you are tho lol
grnt: no im not
grnt: thats you prolly lmao
hi im vurnt: haha yeah no its you
grnt: no way
hi im vurnt: yep
grnt: i bet your gay though rofl
hi im vurnt: just checked you're the one who is
hi im vurnt: ahahaha
hi im vurnt: way to be gay
grnt: oh except in reality
grnt: you are gay not me
hi im vurnt: no
hi im vurnt: maybe you're wrong? yes. you are. i'm not gay
hi im vurnt: but i know you are ahahaha
grnt: oh yeah that'd be true except for the fact that your the gay one
hi im vurnt: nope
hi im vurnt: too bad you're gay
grnt: oh right... only your actually gay and im not
grnt: so theres that
hi im vurnt: no
hi im vurnt: no man
hi im vurnt: you're gay
hi im vurnt: if you're gay i'll sign off right now
hi im vurnt signed off at 3:37:16 PM.
grnt: up yours vurnt
Previous message was not received by hi im vrunt because of error: User hi im vurnt is not available.

catch me @ ur local party

1133 (3:20:57 AM): lets cyber
B (3:21:15 AM): im takig of my hair
1133 (3:21:49 AM): i am playgn w/ it gently
B (3:22:08 AM): m y hair is compeltlty taken off. my hairs off
B (3:22:18 AM): now im moving my eyes
1133 (3:22:45 AM): omfg
1133 (3:22:51 AM): iwnat to likc ur eyeball
B (3:23:29 AM): when you likc my eyeballll i start screaming abouhow your so ironic a nd it really turning me on
1133 (3:23:58 AM): i am not ironic
1133 (3:24:13 AM): taht is worse than calling me someone else's name
1133 (3:24:14 AM): wtf
B (3:24:30 AM): ok now were in a argment and i m teling you to camlm the fuck down
B (3:24:39 AM): my hairs back on
B (3:24:53 AM): its still kinda erotic tho
1133 (3:25:00 AM): i am walking 2 the table outside
1133 (3:25:08 AM): and pouring msyelf a glass of fine brandy
B (3:25:40 AM): i greappled a chair into submission and cloned a copy for you to sit nex t to me
1133 (3:26:32 AM): i shuffle over in my terrycloth robe and have a seat
1133 (3:26:36 AM): and sigh heavily
1133 (3:26:45 AM): and swirl the brandy
1133 (3:26:50 AM): gently in the snifter
B (3:27:54 AM): i knock the brandy out of you hands as a act of defiance, i dont wnat you to hav ethe upper hand here and im gonign to exert my presence your gonna kno that i have thefinal word
B (3:29:34 AM): i summon several pain brushes of various sizes and beign painging mystical runes a;ll over your body, with my own blood
B (3:29:38 AM): you are branded
1133 (3:30:25 AM): i shake my head and sigh
1133 (3:30:32 AM): and poiur myself another glass
1133 (3:30:40 AM): and slowly sweep up teh broken framgents
1133 (3:30:47 AM): my great uncle gave me these snifters

i am basically the epitome of a libertine

- As long as you're not part of the problem, you're OK; there's no moral imperative to take care of anyone else. People do not have a responsibility to others.
- So-called "consensual crimes" are not wrong and should not be treated as such. People have the freedom to deviate from the majority or to make potentially poor decisions.

duty in and of itself is not a valid basis for morality you stupid