so what the fuck

Sunday, May 31, 2009

chat with glenn

ok so i stubbed my toe really bad a little while ago
and under the nail its all black and nasty and i thought
it was like all pressured in there so i used a handkerchief
to hold a red hot needle that i stabbed through my toenail but
nothing happened and now my toe still hurts and theres a
hole in the middle of it

user Charles_ has entered room

Charles>

Cancelling everything except internet

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Glenn>

Hello Charles_, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live
Chat Support. My name is Glenn. Please give me one moment to review your information.

Glenn>

Hi

Charles_>

Hi Glenn

Glenn>

I will be glad to assist you today Charles

Charles_>

That's very kind of you

Glenn>

so you want to cancel your services except internet

Glenn>

am I correct?

Charles_>

yes, you are absolutely right Glenn.

Glenn>

Okay

Glenn>

can I know what services do you want to cancel Charles?

Charles_>

Yes, give me a second

Glenn>

Okay

Glenn>

sure

Charles_>

Starter Cable, Sports Tier, HSI Bundle, and Leased Modem

Charles_>

i believe that's everything

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Glenn>

Okay

Glenn>

HSi bundle is for internet Charles

Glenn>

are you going to cancel that one too?

Charles_>

oh no, let's keep that one

Glenn>

Okay

Charles_>

and the modem if that's required

Glenn>

CanI know why do you want to cancel the cable service?

Charles_>

absolutely!

Glenn>

Okay

Glenn>

sure

Charles_>

we got it to watch our favorite NBA team, the
Denver Nuggets--who, as you know, have
recently been eliminated from the NBA playoffs
by the dastardly Kobe Bryant and his
villainous Los Angeles Lakers.

Glenn>

so you are cancelling the service since the
Denver Nuggets lost?

Glenn>

Is that correct?

Charles_>

That is correct. We can only afford it
during the season!

Glenn>

Carmello played great though

Glenn>

*smiles

Glenn>

Okay

Charles_>

he finally stepped up yeah who are
you rooting for

Glenn>

so you are not going to
watch the Lakers trying
to win it with the Orlando Magic?

Charles_>

we'd rather orlando take it down

Charles_>

we might watch, but it wont be from here

Glenn>

Yes

Glenn>

They are my bet too

Glenn>

okay

Charles_>

i like turkoglu

Glenn>

yes

Glenn>

he is a great player

Glenn>

Pietrus as well

Glenn>

*smiles

Glenn>

By the way

Glenn>

Charles

Glenn>

I have an offer for you

Charles_>

the orlando magic make it rain
like lil wayne all day baby.
whats ur offer glenn

Glenn>

we do have promotions for the package that you have right now

Glenn>

this is to help you lower your bill

Glenn>

for starter package you are paying it for 55.95 right now

Glenn>

correct?

Charles_>

i know not.

Glenn>

and I will offer you 29.99 for 6 months for that package

Glenn>

and then for internet you are paying it for 42.95

Glenn>

and also I will be giving it to your for 19.99 for 6 months

Glenn>

meaning I will give you promotion for internet and cbale service

Glenn>

your total charge per month will now be  57.93

Glenn>

that is for you to see how Orlando will crash the lakers

Glenn>

*smiles

Charles_>

we appreciate the notion, but we really
have no need to watch television whatsoever
at this point. as much as we would like
to see the downfall of the lakers, we are
very upset over this whole ordeal. if you
could somehow make the internet cheaper,
that is preferable, but the cable tv is a
waste any way you look at it for us.

Glenn>

Okay

Glenn>

I understand that Charles

Glenn>

here is what we are going to do then

Glenn>

I will submit a request for cancellation of your cable service to our cancellation department Charles

Glenn>

and to complete the process of the cancellation, I will need to you to return the cable box that you have so that you will not be charge with that

Glenn>

Is that okay with you>

Charles_>

absolutely.

Glenn>

you can return the cable box in the service center

Glenn>

okay

Glenn>

let me give you the address where you can return the cable  box then

Glenn>

one moment

Charles_>

take your time

Glenn>

and also, i will give you the 19.99 for internet

Charles_>

thank you!

Charles_>

that helps us greatly.

Glenn>

You are welcome Charles

Glenn>

here is the address where you can return the box

Glenn>

Fort Collins
Address: 1201 University Ave
Fort Collins CO 80521
Phone Number: 888-824-4010

Glenn>

Open M-F from 8am-6pm, plus 9am-1pm on Saturday.

Glenn>

I have submited a request to our cancellation department already Charles

Glenn>

as soon as you return the box the cancellation will be completed

Charles_>

Thanks! are there any cords that came with it that we need to worry about or is it just the box?

Glenn>

Only the box Charles

Glenn>

you can keep the wires

Glenn>

*smiles

Charles_>

thanks, glenn.

Glenn>

Okay

Glenn>

you are welcome

Glenn>

Do you still have any concerns for today?

Charles_>

That's it, Glenn.

Glenn>

Okay

Glenn>

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Friday, May 08, 2009

He's too crazy-witty for my sanity. So, so, I leave him muttering.

Here's the ship's navel, this doubloon here, and they are all on fire to unscrew it. But, unscrew your navel, and what's the consequence? Then again, if it stays here, that is ugly, too, for when aught's nailed to the mast it's a sign that things grow desperate. Ha, ha! old Ahab! the White Whale; he'll nail ye! This is a pine tree. My father, in old Tolland county, cut down a pine tree once, and found a silver ring grown over in it; some old darkey's wedding ring. How did it get there? And so they'll say in the resurrection, when they come to fish up this old mast, and find a doubloon lodged in it, with bedded oysters for the shaggy bark. Oh, the gold! the precious, precious gold!--the green miser 'll hoard ye soon! Hish! hish! God goes 'mong the worlds blackberrying. Cook! ho, cook! and cook us! Jenny! hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jenny, Jenny! and get your hoe-cake done!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

i have it

your zodiac here is the life of man in one round chapter; and now i'll read it off, straight out of the book. to begin, there's aries, or the ram - lecherous dog, he begets us; then, taurus, or the bull - he bumps us the first thing; then gemini, or the twins - that is, virtue and vice; we try to reach virtue, when lo! comes cancer the crab, and drags us back; and here, going from virtue, leo, a roaring lion, lies in the path - he gives a few fierce bites and surly dabs with his paw; we escape, and hail virgo, the virgin! that's our first love; we marry and think to be happy for aye, when pop comes libra, or the scales - happiness weighed and found wanting; and while we are very sad about that, lord! how we suddenly jump, as scorpio, or the scorpion, stings us in rear; we are curing the wound, when whang come the arrows all round; sagittarius, or the archer, is amusing himself. as we pluck out the shafts, stand aside! here's the battering-ram, capricornus, or the goat; full tilt, he comes rushing, and headlong we are tossed; when aquarius, or the water-bearer, pours out his whole deluge and drowns us; and, to wind up, with pisces, or the fishes, we sleep. there's a sermon now, writ in high heaven, and the sun goes through it every year, and yet comes out of it all alive and hearty.

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black box

Sunday, May 31, 2009

chat with glenn

Friday, May 08, 2009

He's too crazy-witty for my sanity. So, so, I leave him muttering.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

i have it

Sunday, March 08, 2009

so i decided to take up competitive ping pong

Saturday, January 31, 2009

aol search logs fiasco

Friday, January 30, 2009

me playin qwop

Monday, January 26, 2009

its all there black and white

~~TIME MACHINE~~

my ass

LINKS BITCH

.

goog search results appear at the bottom

black box

Sunday, May 31, 2009

chat with glenn

Friday, May 08, 2009

He's too crazy-witty for my sanity. So, so, I leave him muttering.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

i have it

Sunday, March 08, 2009

so i decided to take up competitive ping pong

Saturday, January 31, 2009

aol search logs fiasco

Friday, January 30, 2009

me playin qwop

Monday, January 26, 2009

its all there black and white

~*~TIME MACHINE~*~

my ass

LINKS BITCH

.

~~TIME MACHINE~~